Will you arrive alive?

Ok, so I whine a lot but there’d one thing that we all have in common and that’s the ultimate hatred for that inconsiderate, possibly inbred monkey behind the wheel of a taxi.

It seems that us joburg’rs if not south Africans as a whole have come to accept the fact that they run our roads. Taxi’s are involved in … lethal car accidents a year, I’m talking about the death of family members, friends, loved ones and the police are either ill equipped or just don’t give a shit about trying to stop them or dish out a little punishment.

All too many innocent people on South Africa’s roads are insulted assaulted and terrorized by the lunch box driving twits.

So, short of herding them into a stadium and performing mass executions what are we to do? Leave the country? Use the Gautrain? Live with it?

Fuck that and fuck them too!

It’s free country for all of us.

 

Being sucked into the big vortex of blogging

So most people who know me are probably wondering why the hec I would start a blog – cause I can muthafuckers! – no, seriously… cause my lovely wife persuaded me to do it, in exchange for you know what???

First question I asked myself was, where the fuck would I find time to do this? What, between work, watching TV, scratching my balls, watching TV, watering the plant, running errands and watching TV? There just isn't any time! Oh and we've established that I watch a substantial amount of TV.

I’m known to be the more reserved of my friends, family and colleagues but once people really get to know me, they realise I actually have quite a bit to say and now you get to listen – well read it.

Been having a bit of anxiety now that I’m fast approaching the big THREE ZERO. Don’t know what it is about it that freaks me out but my heart does a backward summersault every time I think about it.

I'm the ''fix shit yourself'' kinda guy, even if it shouldn't be fixed i'll be the one who gets it right.
 

It'll become very clear soon that I have a serious dislike for taxi's, as should anyone and everyone else. But never fear, this blog isn't all about vermin, there'll be some good stuff too, basically my kinda stuff described in my own personal way.

Enjoy it, I know I will.